If you don't understand the above, it is written in tokipona, probably one of the shortest language on earth.
Toki pona has only 120 words, and as such can be learned over a week-end.
The catch ? It is somewhat unprecise, as the same word can have several meanings according to the context. However it is more than enough to convey everyday meanings and have a conversation.
Due to its simplicity, it could be _the_ universal language.