Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring
light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot
to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for
reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb-assassin to break
the bulb in the first place.
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Time is: Wed Nov 13 00:01:01 CST 2024 - 00:01:01 up 96 days, 1:08, 81 users, load average: 4.08, 1.65, 0.79 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom
Time is: Wed Nov 13 01:00:02 CST 2024 - 01:00:02 up 96 days, 2:07, 81 users, load average: 4.08, 2.03, 1.46 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom
Time is: Wed Nov 13 02:00:02 CST 2024 - 02:00:02 up 96 days, 3:07, 80 users, load average: 1.08, 1.29, 1.45 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom
Time is: Wed Nov 13 03:00:02 CST 2024 - 03:00:02 up 96 days, 4:07, 80 users, load average: 4.97, 2.19, 1.89 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom
Time is: Wed Nov 13 04:00:01 CST 2024 - 04:00:01 up 96 days, 5:07, 81 users, load average: 1.53, 1.60, 1.78 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom
Time is: Wed Nov 13 05:00:02 CST 2024 - 05:00:03 up 96 days, 6:07, 85 users, load average: 1.29, 1.45, 1.75 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 06:00:02 CST 2024 - 06:00:02 up 96 days, 7:07, 85 users, load average: 1.46, 1.43, 1.55 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark nttp ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 07:00:02 CST 2024 - 07:00:02 up 96 days, 8:07, 84 users, load average: 1.10, 1.66, 1.75 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 08:00:03 CST 2024 - 08:00:04 up 96 days, 9:07, 84 users, load average: 1.18, 1.39, 1.51 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 09:00:02 CST 2024 - 09:00:02 up 96 days, 10:07, 85 users, load average: 1.59, 1.42, 1.47 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 10:00:02 CST 2024 - 10:00:02 up 96 days, 11:07, 86 users, load average: 1.35, 1.44, 1.64 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 11:00:02 CST 2024 - 11:00:02 up 96 days, 12:07, 87 users, load average: 1.17, 1.27, 1.40 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 skf tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 12:00:02 CST 2024 - 12:00:02 up 96 days, 13:07, 87 users, load average: 1.12, 1.25, 1.37 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 skf tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 13:00:02 CST 2024 - 13:00:02 up 96 days, 14:07, 88 users, load average: 1.24, 1.34, 1.32 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pgadey pgadey phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer yzapre
Time is: Wed Nov 13 14:00:01 CST 2024 - 14:00:01 up 96 days, 15:07, 86 users, load average: 1.19, 1.20, 1.36 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem phoebos phoebos rahul rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer yzapre
Time is: Wed Nov 13 15:00:02 CST 2024 - 15:00:02 up 96 days, 16:07, 84 users, load average: 4.07, 1.92, 1.66 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 16:00:02 CST 2024 - 16:00:02 up 96 days, 17:07, 85 users, load average: 1.04, 1.13, 1.28 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer yzapre
Time is: Wed Nov 13 17:00:01 CST 2024 - 17:00:01 up 96 days, 18:07, 85 users, load average: 1.11, 1.34, 1.54 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer yzapre
Time is: Wed Nov 13 18:00:03 CST 2024 - 18:00:03 up 96 days, 19:07, 85 users, load average: 1.16, 1.21, 1.28 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer yzapre
Time is: Wed Nov 13 19:00:02 CST 2024 - 19:00:02 up 96 days, 20:07, 84 users, load average: 1.11, 1.23, 1.33 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 20:00:02 CST 2024 - 20:00:03 up 96 days, 21:07, 85 users, load average: 1.14, 1.28, 1.33 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jco jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 21:00:03 CST 2024 - 21:00:03 up 96 days, 22:07, 83 users, load average: 1.20, 1.29, 1.35 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 22:00:01 CST 2024 - 22:00:01 up 96 days, 23:07, 83 users, load average: 1.29, 1.39, 1.45 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer
Time is: Wed Nov 13 23:00:01 CST 2024 - 23:00:01 up 97 days, 7 min, 84 users, load average: 1.13, 1.22, 1.34 - Asara androw androw calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym helenah hexagram23 jco jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer tuxracer tuxracer