Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
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Time is: Thu Jan 9 00:01:01 CST 2025 - 00:01:02 up 153 days, 1:08, 91 users, load average: 6.87, 3.17, 2.01 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 01:00:02 CST 2025 - 01:00:02 up 153 days, 2:07, 91 users, load average: 1.36, 1.52, 1.59 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 02:00:02 CST 2025 - 02:00:03 up 153 days, 3:07, 91 users, load average: 1.32, 1.34, 1.41 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 03:00:02 CST 2025 - 03:00:03 up 153 days, 4:07, 91 users, load average: 1.15, 1.25, 1.43 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 04:00:02 CST 2025 - 04:00:02 up 153 days, 5:07, 92 users, load average: 4.39, 2.13, 1.75 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle diehauch drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 05:00:02 CST 2025 - 05:00:03 up 153 days, 6:07, 92 users, load average: 1.32, 1.32, 1.37 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle diehauch drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 06:00:03 CST 2025 - 06:00:03 up 153 days, 7:07, 92 users, load average: 4.00, 1.96, 1.79 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle diehauch drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 07:00:02 CST 2025 - 07:00:02 up 153 days, 8:07, 91 users, load average: 1.14, 1.29, 1.43 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 08:00:02 CST 2025 - 08:00:02 up 153 days, 9:07, 92 users, load average: 1.12, 1.31, 1.53 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 09:00:02 CST 2025 - 09:00:02 up 153 days, 10:07, 93 users, load average: 3.63, 1.98, 1.69 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss jules jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 10:00:02 CST 2025 - 10:00:02 up 153 days, 11:07, 93 users, load average: 1.29, 1.60, 1.84 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss jules jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 11:00:02 CST 2025 - 11:00:02 up 153 days, 12:07, 92 users, load average: 4.78, 2.20, 1.80 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 12:00:02 CST 2025 - 12:00:03 up 153 days, 13:07, 93 users, load average: 1.33, 1.29, 1.45 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 13:00:02 CST 2025 - 13:00:02 up 153 days, 14:07, 94 users, load average: 1.10, 1.29, 1.45 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro gome greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 14:00:02 CST 2025 - 14:00:02 up 153 days, 15:07, 94 users, load average: 1.44, 1.29, 1.37 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro gome greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss jules krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 15:00:03 CST 2025 - 15:00:03 up 153 days, 16:07, 93 users, load average: 1.17, 1.24, 1.44 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro gome greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 16:00:02 CST 2025 - 16:00:03 up 153 days, 17:07, 93 users, load average: 1.44, 1.31, 1.31 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro gome greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 17:00:03 CST 2025 - 17:00:03 up 153 days, 18:07, 93 users, load average: 1.19, 1.34, 1.41 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro gome greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 18:00:02 CST 2025 - 18:00:03 up 153 days, 19:07, 92 users, load average: 3.76, 1.97, 1.66 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tuxracer voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 19:00:02 CST 2025 - 19:00:02 up 153 days, 20:07, 91 users, load average: 1.52, 1.36, 1.37 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 20:00:03 CST 2025 - 20:00:03 up 153 days, 21:07, 91 users, load average: 4.09, 2.13, 1.83 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 21:00:01 CST 2025 - 21:00:01 up 153 days, 22:07, 93 users, load average: 1.24, 1.24, 1.37 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 stack tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom tom voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 22:00:02 CST 2025 - 22:00:02 up 153 days, 23:07, 92 users, load average: 1.18, 1.34, 1.45 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 stack stack tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom voidfree voidfree
Time is: Thu Jan 9 23:00:01 CST 2025 - 23:00:02 up 154 days, 7 min, 91 users, load average: 3.88, 1.97, 1.61 - Asara androw androw anon3 basilmori basilmori calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall chiptune chiptune chiptune croffle croffle croffle drot drot drot drot duckdarsh flaafy flaafy fro greymtr greymtr grym hedy hedy hedy hexagram23 jkrauss jkrauss jkrauss krist krist mgc mgc michaeldark michaeldark ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos phoebos rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root saiiden saiiden shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 stack stack tg0 tg0 thebravestuser thebravestuser timemachine timemachine timemachine timemachine tjp tom voidfree voidfree