Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my
advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he
can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the
credit for answering this incredibly vital question."
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Time is: Sun Aug 10 00:01:01 CDT 2025 - 00:01:01 up 115 days, 8:03, 64 users, load average: 11.70, 5.09, 3.05 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc mindhunter nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 01:00:02 CDT 2025 - 01:00:02 up 115 days, 9:02, 65 users, load average: 1.71, 1.62, 1.73 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc mindhunter nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 02:00:03 CDT 2025 - 02:00:04 up 115 days, 10:02, 65 users, load average: 4.08, 2.27, 2.09 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc mindhunter nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 03:00:03 CDT 2025 - 03:00:03 up 115 days, 11:02, 64 users, load average: 2.05, 1.94, 1.91 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 04:00:02 CDT 2025 - 04:00:02 up 115 days, 12:02, 64 users, load average: 1.66, 1.69, 1.82 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 05:00:01 CDT 2025 - 05:00:03 up 115 days, 13:02, 64 users, load average: 4.34, 2.38, 2.11 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 06:00:03 CDT 2025 - 06:00:03 up 115 days, 14:02, 66 users, load average: 1.82, 1.84, 1.83 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 bruce42 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah identity2 krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 07:00:01 CDT 2025 - 07:00:02 up 115 days, 15:02, 64 users, load average: 1.58, 1.69, 1.97 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah identity2 krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 08:00:02 CDT 2025 - 08:00:03 up 115 days, 16:02, 63 users, load average: 1.84, 1.75, 1.86 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 09:00:01 CDT 2025 - 09:00:01 up 115 days, 17:02, 64 users, load average: 1.25, 1.58, 1.76 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc mindhunter nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 10:00:02 CDT 2025 - 10:00:02 up 115 days, 18:02, 64 users, load average: 3.50, 2.05, 1.87 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc mindhunter nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 11:00:03 CDT 2025 - 11:00:04 up 115 days, 19:02, 64 users, load average: 1.41, 1.64, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc mindhunter nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 12:00:05 CDT 2025 - 12:00:05 up 115 days, 20:02, 64 users, load average: 5.00, 2.51, 2.15 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 13:00:01 CDT 2025 - 13:00:01 up 115 days, 21:02, 63 users, load average: 1.60, 1.58, 1.73 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 14:00:02 CDT 2025 - 14:00:03 up 115 days, 22:02, 63 users, load average: 4.51, 2.39, 2.13 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 15:00:02 CDT 2025 - 15:00:03 up 115 days, 23:02, 64 users, load average: 1.67, 1.69, 1.79 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 16:00:02 CDT 2025 - 16:00:03 up 116 days, 2 min, 63 users, load average: 1.59, 1.78, 1.93 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 17:00:01 CDT 2025 - 17:00:01 up 116 days, 1:02, 63 users, load average: 1.83, 1.73, 1.79 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 18:00:02 CDT 2025 - 18:00:03 up 116 days, 2:02, 63 users, load average: 1.79, 1.79, 1.91 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 19:00:01 CDT 2025 - 19:00:01 up 116 days, 3:02, 63 users, load average: 1.70, 1.75, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 20:00:01 CDT 2025 - 20:00:02 up 116 days, 4:02, 70 users, load average: 1.60, 1.72, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 bruce42 bruce42 bruce42 bruce42 bruce42 bruce42 bruce42 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 21:00:02 CDT 2025 - 21:00:03 up 116 days, 5:02, 63 users, load average: 1.47, 1.74, 1.93 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 22:00:02 CDT 2025 - 22:00:03 up 116 days, 6:02, 63 users, load average: 1.56, 1.67, 1.75 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Sun Aug 10 23:00:02 CDT 2025 - 23:00:02 up 116 days, 7:02, 62 users, load average: 1.60, 1.78, 1.86 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom