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Time is: Wed Aug 13 00:01:01 CDT 2025 - 00:01:01 up 118 days, 8:03, 61 users, load average: 9.73, 4.48, 2.77 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
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Time is: Wed Aug 13 02:00:02 CDT 2025 - 02:00:02 up 118 days, 10:02, 61 users, load average: 1.57, 1.69, 1.92 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 03:00:02 CDT 2025 - 03:00:02 up 118 days, 11:02, 61 users, load average: 1.41, 1.67, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
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Time is: Wed Aug 13 05:00:02 CDT 2025 - 05:00:02 up 118 days, 13:02, 61 users, load average: 1.85, 1.97, 2.06 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 06:00:04 CDT 2025 - 06:00:04 up 118 days, 14:02, 61 users, load average: 4.73, 2.71, 2.44 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 07:00:04 CDT 2025 - 07:00:05 up 118 days, 15:02, 62 users, load average: 1.39, 1.77, 2.07 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 08:00:04 CDT 2025 - 08:00:05 up 118 days, 16:02, 62 users, load average: 4.99, 2.57, 2.29 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 09:00:02 CDT 2025 - 09:00:02 up 118 days, 17:02, 63 users, load average: 1.96, 1.80, 1.87 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 10:00:03 CDT 2025 - 10:00:03 up 118 days, 18:02, 62 users, load average: 1.88, 1.89, 2.00 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 11:00:02 CDT 2025 - 11:00:02 up 118 days, 19:02, 61 users, load average: 4.54, 2.50, 2.18 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 12:00:03 CDT 2025 - 12:00:03 up 118 days, 20:02, 61 users, load average: 1.73, 1.83, 1.93 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 13:00:02 CDT 2025 - 13:00:02 up 118 days, 21:02, 61 users, load average: 1.88, 1.82, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 14:00:02 CDT 2025 - 14:00:02 up 118 days, 22:02, 63 users, load average: 1.59, 1.73, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 15:00:03 CDT 2025 - 15:00:04 up 118 days, 23:02, 64 users, load average: 5.08, 2.54, 2.20 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 sodatsu squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 16:00:03 CDT 2025 - 16:00:04 up 119 days, 2 min, 64 users, load average: 1.60, 1.76, 1.82 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 sodatsu squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 17:00:04 CDT 2025 - 17:00:05 up 119 days, 1:02, 62 users, load average: 3.95, 2.18, 2.00 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 sodatsu squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 18:00:02 CDT 2025 - 18:00:03 up 119 days, 2:02, 61 users, load average: 3.85, 2.22, 2.00 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 19:00:06 CDT 2025 - 19:00:06 up 119 days, 3:02, 61 users, load average: 3.37, 2.03, 1.94 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 20:00:03 CDT 2025 - 20:00:03 up 119 days, 4:02, 61 users, load average: 4.52, 2.41, 2.12 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
Time is: Wed Aug 13 21:00:04 CDT 2025 - 21:00:04 up 119 days, 5:02, 61 users, load average: 2.00, 1.76, 1.79 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tom
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