Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
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Time is: Wed Aug 27 02:00:03 CDT 2025 - 02:00:04 up 132 days, 10:02, 75 users, load average: 4.89, 2.54, 2.28 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 03:00:02 CDT 2025 - 03:00:03 up 132 days, 11:02, 75 users, load average: 1.65, 1.79, 1.92 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
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Time is: Wed Aug 27 05:00:02 CDT 2025 - 05:00:02 up 132 days, 13:02, 77 users, load average: 5.32, 2.85, 2.32 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle de_alchmst drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 06:00:04 CDT 2025 - 06:00:05 up 132 days, 14:02, 75 users, load average: 4.57, 2.49, 2.24 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 07:00:07 CDT 2025 - 07:00:07 up 132 days, 15:02, 75 users, load average: 4.61, 2.53, 2.45 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 08:00:02 CDT 2025 - 08:00:03 up 132 days, 16:02, 75 users, load average: 1.62, 1.85, 2.05 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 09:00:02 CDT 2025 - 09:00:03 up 132 days, 17:02, 75 users, load average: 4.95, 2.69, 2.41 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 10:00:04 CDT 2025 - 10:00:04 up 132 days, 18:02, 75 users, load average: 1.59, 1.84, 1.96 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 11:00:03 CDT 2025 - 11:00:03 up 132 days, 19:02, 76 users, load average: 5.15, 2.65, 2.36 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 12:00:02 CDT 2025 - 12:00:02 up 132 days, 20:02, 79 users, load average: 4.82, 2.50, 2.17 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 13:00:03 CDT 2025 - 13:00:04 up 132 days, 21:02, 78 users, load average: 1.81, 1.92, 1.98 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 14:00:01 CDT 2025 - 14:00:02 up 132 days, 22:02, 77 users, load average: 1.36, 1.88, 2.08 - 8lurry androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 15:00:02 CDT 2025 - 15:00:02 up 132 days, 23:02, 78 users, load average: 1.49, 1.84, 1.95 - 8lurry androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 16:00:03 CDT 2025 - 16:00:03 up 133 days, 2 min, 77 users, load average: 5.91, 2.75, 2.35 - 8lurry androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 17:00:03 CDT 2025 - 17:00:03 up 133 days, 1:02, 77 users, load average: 1.81, 1.78, 1.90 - 8lurry androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 18:00:03 CDT 2025 - 18:00:03 up 133 days, 2:02, 79 users, load average: 1.42, 1.79, 2.06 - 8lurry androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 sodatsu squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 19:00:01 CDT 2025 - 19:00:01 up 133 days, 3:02, 80 users, load average: 5.17, 2.45, 2.08 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 sodatsu squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 20:00:01 CDT 2025 - 20:00:01 up 133 days, 4:02, 79 users, load average: 1.73, 1.93, 1.98 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 21:00:01 CDT 2025 - 21:00:03 up 133 days, 5:02, 78 users, load average: 4.89, 2.44, 2.12 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 22:00:02 CDT 2025 - 22:00:03 up 133 days, 6:02, 78 users, load average: 1.83, 1.82, 1.92 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tom
Time is: Wed Aug 27 23:00:06 CDT 2025 - 23:00:07 up 133 days, 7:02, 78 users, load average: 4.27, 2.33, 2.07 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tom