Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
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Time is: Sat Aug 30 00:01:02 CDT 2025 - 00:01:02 up 135 days, 8:03, 80 users, load average: 7.85, 3.85, 2.64 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 01:00:03 CDT 2025 - 01:00:03 up 135 days, 9:02, 80 users, load average: 5.00, 2.60, 2.26 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 02:00:04 CDT 2025 - 02:00:04 up 135 days, 10:02, 80 users, load average: 1.89, 1.76, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 03:00:03 CDT 2025 - 03:00:03 up 135 days, 11:02, 80 users, load average: 5.42, 2.48, 2.12 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 04:00:01 CDT 2025 - 04:00:01 up 135 days, 12:02, 80 users, load average: 1.46, 1.71, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 05:00:02 CDT 2025 - 05:00:02 up 135 days, 13:02, 80 users, load average: 1.55, 1.73, 1.90 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 06:00:03 CDT 2025 - 06:00:03 up 135 days, 14:02, 80 users, load average: 3.35, 2.05, 1.93 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 07:00:05 CDT 2025 - 07:00:05 up 135 days, 15:02, 80 users, load average: 4.68, 2.50, 2.21 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 08:00:05 CDT 2025 - 08:00:05 up 135 days, 16:02, 80 users, load average: 4.10, 2.30, 2.09 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 09:00:03 CDT 2025 - 09:00:03 up 135 days, 17:02, 80 users, load average: 1.94, 1.95, 1.94 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 10:00:02 CDT 2025 - 10:00:02 up 135 days, 18:02, 80 users, load average: 1.65, 1.78, 1.93 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 11:00:01 CDT 2025 - 11:00:02 up 135 days, 19:02, 80 users, load average: 4.38, 2.36, 2.04 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 12:00:02 CDT 2025 - 12:00:03 up 135 days, 20:02, 81 users, load average: 1.46, 1.74, 1.94 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 13:00:03 CDT 2025 - 13:00:03 up 135 days, 21:02, 81 users, load average: 1.87, 1.77, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 14:00:05 CDT 2025 - 14:00:05 up 135 days, 22:02, 81 users, load average: 5.17, 2.49, 2.11 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 15:00:02 CDT 2025 - 15:00:02 up 135 days, 23:02, 85 users, load average: 5.36, 2.59, 2.20 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah helenah jara25 jara25 jara25 kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 16:00:02 CDT 2025 - 16:00:03 up 136 days, 2 min, 86 users, load average: 1.63, 1.74, 1.83 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah helenah jara25 jara25 jara25 kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 17:00:03 CDT 2025 - 17:00:03 up 136 days, 1:02, 84 users, load average: 5.11, 2.51, 2.15 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah jara25 jara25 jara25 kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 18:00:02 CDT 2025 - 18:00:03 up 136 days, 2:02, 85 users, load average: 1.73, 1.79, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah jara25 jara25 jara25 kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 19:00:01 CDT 2025 - 19:00:01 up 136 days, 3:02, 85 users, load average: 1.73, 1.77, 1.90 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah jara25 jara25 jara25 kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 20:00:02 CDT 2025 - 20:00:02 up 136 days, 4:02, 82 users, load average: 4.38, 2.35, 2.06 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah jara25 jara25 jara25 kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 21:00:02 CDT 2025 - 21:00:03 up 136 days, 5:02, 84 users, load average: 1.65, 1.63, 1.76 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah jara25 jara25 jara25 kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 22:00:02 CDT 2025 - 22:00:03 up 136 days, 6:02, 85 users, load average: 4.07, 2.26, 2.04 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro gatton76 grym helenah jara25 jara25 jara25 kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Sat Aug 30 23:00:02 CDT 2025 - 23:00:02 up 136 days, 7:02, 84 users, load average: 1.78, 1.81, 1.87 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot fey fey flaafy fro gatton76 grym helenah jbehnke747 kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom