Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.
Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.
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Time is: Wed Oct 1 05:00:02 CDT 2025 - 05:00:02 up 167 days, 13:02, 85 users, load average: 1.63, 1.70, 1.87 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 06:00:01 CDT 2025 - 06:00:01 up 167 days, 14:02, 85 users, load average: 1.37, 1.65, 1.82 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 07:00:02 CDT 2025 - 07:00:03 up 167 days, 15:02, 86 users, load average: 1.42, 1.76, 1.98 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah identity2 ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 08:00:01 CDT 2025 - 08:00:01 up 167 days, 16:02, 85 users, load average: 1.70, 1.85, 1.95 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 09:00:02 CDT 2025 - 09:00:02 up 167 days, 17:02, 85 users, load average: 1.36, 1.69, 1.89 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 10:00:02 CDT 2025 - 10:00:03 up 167 days, 18:02, 87 users, load average: 1.44, 1.85, 2.10 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 11:00:03 CDT 2025 - 11:00:03 up 167 days, 19:02, 87 users, load average: 1.54, 1.68, 1.86 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 12:00:02 CDT 2025 - 12:00:02 up 167 days, 20:02, 87 users, load average: 1.70, 1.64, 1.83 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 13:00:06 CDT 2025 - 13:00:06 up 167 days, 21:02, 87 users, load average: 2.96, 2.05, 1.94 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 14:00:01 CDT 2025 - 14:00:02 up 167 days, 22:02, 87 users, load average: 1.48, 1.72, 1.87 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 15:00:03 CDT 2025 - 15:00:04 up 167 days, 23:02, 87 users, load average: 5.38, 2.57, 2.11 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 16:00:04 CDT 2025 - 16:00:04 up 168 days, 2 min, 87 users, load average: 1.47, 1.77, 1.88 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 17:00:02 CDT 2025 - 17:00:03 up 168 days, 1:02, 87 users, load average: 1.83, 1.77, 1.86 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 18:00:03 CDT 2025 - 18:00:03 up 168 days, 2:02, 87 users, load average: 1.78, 1.74, 1.76 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 19:00:02 CDT 2025 - 19:00:02 up 168 days, 3:02, 87 users, load average: 1.52, 1.74, 1.84 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 20:00:03 CDT 2025 - 20:00:03 up 168 days, 4:02, 87 users, load average: 5.27, 2.76, 2.26 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 21:00:01 CDT 2025 - 21:00:02 up 168 days, 5:02, 87 users, load average: 1.60, 1.67, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 22:00:03 CDT 2025 - 22:00:03 up 168 days, 6:02, 87 users, load average: 4.59, 2.38, 2.09 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Wed Oct 1 23:00:02 CDT 2025 - 23:00:02 up 168 days, 7:02, 87 users, load average: 2.02, 1.86, 1.83 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom