Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll document it in the manual.
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out.
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Time is: Sat Oct 11 00:01:01 CDT 2025 - 00:01:01 up 177 days, 8:03, 92 users, load average: 8.00, 3.85, 2.57 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 01:00:02 CDT 2025 - 01:00:03 up 177 days, 9:02, 92 users, load average: 1.46, 1.78, 1.96 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 02:00:04 CDT 2025 - 02:00:04 up 177 days, 10:02, 92 users, load average: 1.63, 1.81, 1.92 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 03:00:03 CDT 2025 - 03:00:04 up 177 days, 11:02, 92 users, load average: 5.18, 2.44, 2.10 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 04:00:01 CDT 2025 - 04:00:01 up 177 days, 12:02, 92 users, load average: 5.84, 2.80, 2.28 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 05:00:03 CDT 2025 - 05:00:03 up 177 days, 13:02, 92 users, load average: 1.42, 1.71, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 06:00:03 CDT 2025 - 06:00:03 up 177 days, 14:02, 94 users, load average: 4.30, 2.27, 2.04 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist lettuce lettuce mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 07:00:03 CDT 2025 - 07:00:03 up 177 days, 15:02, 92 users, load average: 1.66, 1.70, 1.90 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 08:00:03 CDT 2025 - 08:00:04 up 177 days, 16:02, 92 users, load average: 5.07, 2.55, 2.17 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 09:00:02 CDT 2025 - 09:00:02 up 177 days, 17:02, 92 users, load average: 1.75, 1.81, 1.88 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 10:00:01 CDT 2025 - 10:00:02 up 177 days, 18:02, 92 users, load average: 1.78, 1.80, 1.90 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 11:00:04 CDT 2025 - 11:00:04 up 177 days, 19:02, 92 users, load average: 2.05, 1.84, 1.91 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 12:00:01 CDT 2025 - 12:00:02 up 177 days, 20:02, 92 users, load average: 1.55, 1.71, 1.89 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 13:00:03 CDT 2025 - 13:00:03 up 177 days, 21:02, 92 users, load average: 4.37, 2.46, 2.17 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 avalyn calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 14:00:02 CDT 2025 - 14:00:03 up 177 days, 22:02, 91 users, load average: 1.53, 1.70, 1.78 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 15:00:02 CDT 2025 - 15:00:02 up 177 days, 23:02, 91 users, load average: 1.73, 1.84, 1.94 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 16:00:02 CDT 2025 - 16:00:02 up 178 days, 2 min, 91 users, load average: 1.83, 1.88, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 17:00:02 CDT 2025 - 17:00:03 up 178 days, 1:02, 91 users, load average: 1.47, 1.59, 1.78 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 18:00:03 CDT 2025 - 18:00:04 up 178 days, 2:02, 92 users, load average: 3.83, 2.53, 2.20 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom tuxracer
Time is: Sat Oct 11 19:00:01 CDT 2025 - 19:00:02 up 178 days, 3:02, 91 users, load average: 1.53, 1.65, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 20:00:02 CDT 2025 - 20:00:02 up 178 days, 4:02, 92 users, load average: 4.51, 2.42, 2.13 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 21:00:02 CDT 2025 - 21:00:03 up 178 days, 5:02, 91 users, load average: 1.85, 1.72, 1.75 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 22:00:02 CDT 2025 - 22:00:02 up 178 days, 6:02, 91 users, load average: 1.64, 1.76, 1.89 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Oct 11 23:00:01 CDT 2025 - 23:00:01 up 178 days, 7:02, 91 users, load average: 4.08, 2.21, 1.98 - 8lurry Asara androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous chiptune chiptune croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia pgadey phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack tg0 tom