Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed
upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of
the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating
at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of
the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the
second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the
parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be
limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other
means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered
non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part
becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall
have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner
consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes.
Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part
shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall
occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in
step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation
should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.
The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the
first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to
produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.
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Time is: Fri Jan 2 19:00:02 CST 2026 - 19:00:02 up 261 days, 4:02, 98 users, load average: 4.94, 2.43, 2.06 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tg0 tom
Time is: Fri Jan 2 20:00:02 CST 2026 - 20:00:02 up 261 days, 5:02, 99 users, load average: 1.58, 1.60, 1.69 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tg0 tom
Time is: Fri Jan 2 21:00:01 CST 2026 - 21:00:02 up 261 days, 6:02, 99 users, load average: 1.89, 1.74, 1.84 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tg0 tom
Time is: Fri Jan 2 22:00:01 CST 2026 - 22:00:02 up 261 days, 7:02, 99 users, load average: 1.57, 1.64, 1.74 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tg0 tom
Time is: Fri Jan 2 23:00:02 CST 2026 - 23:00:02 up 261 days, 8:02, 99 users, load average: 1.52, 1.64, 1.80 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid stack stack tg0 tom