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A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Time is: Thu Jan 8 00:01:01 CST 2026 - 00:01:01 up 266 days, 9:03, 101 users, load average: 7.68, 3.82, 2.49 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 01:00:01 CST 2026 - 01:00:02 up 266 days, 10:02, 101 users, load average: 2.01, 1.83, 1.80 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 02:00:02 CST 2026 - 02:00:02 up 266 days, 11:02, 101 users, load average: 1.80, 1.84, 1.89 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 03:00:02 CST 2026 - 03:00:02 up 266 days, 12:02, 101 users, load average: 1.71, 1.76, 1.86 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 04:00:03 CST 2026 - 04:00:03 up 266 days, 13:02, 101 users, load average: 4.51, 2.36, 2.04 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 05:00:02 CST 2026 - 05:00:02 up 266 days, 14:02, 101 users, load average: 1.66, 1.82, 1.90 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 06:00:01 CST 2026 - 06:00:01 up 266 days, 15:02, 101 users, load average: 1.90, 1.77, 1.84 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 07:00:02 CST 2026 - 07:00:02 up 266 days, 16:02, 101 users, load average: 4.57, 2.43, 2.19 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 08:00:02 CST 2026 - 08:00:02 up 266 days, 17:02, 103 users, load average: 1.40, 1.65, 1.80 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc mindhunter nmua01 nttp ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 09:00:02 CST 2026 - 09:00:02 up 266 days, 18:02, 102 users, load average: 3.47, 2.06, 1.97 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 nttp ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 10:00:03 CST 2026 - 10:00:04 up 266 days, 19:02, 101 users, load average: 1.85, 1.83, 1.87 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 11:00:04 CST 2026 - 11:00:04 up 266 days, 20:02, 101 users, load average: 4.28, 2.41, 2.07 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 12:00:03 CST 2026 - 12:00:03 up 266 days, 21:02, 101 users, load average: 1.69, 1.63, 1.71 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 13:00:02 CST 2026 - 13:00:02 up 266 days, 22:02, 101 users, load average: 1.70, 1.67, 1.71 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 14:00:03 CST 2026 - 14:00:03 up 266 days, 23:02, 101 users, load average: 4.78, 2.42, 2.05 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 15:00:01 CST 2026 - 15:00:02 up 267 days, 2 min, 101 users, load average: 1.96, 1.75, 1.78 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 16:00:02 CST 2026 - 16:00:02 up 267 days, 1:02, 101 users, load average: 1.43, 1.62, 1.79 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 17:00:01 CST 2026 - 17:00:02 up 267 days, 2:02, 103 users, load average: 1.47, 1.61, 1.72 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle de_alchmst de_alchmst drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 18:00:02 CST 2026 - 18:00:02 up 267 days, 3:02, 102 users, load average: 1.67, 1.67, 1.74 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 19:00:02 CST 2026 - 19:00:02 up 267 days, 4:02, 103 users, load average: 3.81, 2.13, 1.86 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 identity2 identity2 identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 20:00:02 CST 2026 - 20:00:02 up 267 days, 5:02, 99 users, load average: 1.82, 1.65, 1.67 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 21:00:03 CST 2026 - 21:00:03 up 267 days, 6:02, 99 users, load average: 4.19, 2.27, 1.97 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 22:00:01 CST 2026 - 22:00:02 up 267 days, 7:02, 99 users, load average: 1.49, 1.66, 1.75 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Thu Jan 8 23:00:02 CST 2026 - 23:00:02 up 267 days, 8:02, 99 users, load average: 1.44, 1.74, 1.90 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom