Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
aircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.'
-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton
bad fiction contest.
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Time is: Tue Jan 13 02:00:02 CST 2026 - 02:00:02 up 271 days, 11:02, 97 users, load average: 1.32, 1.63, 1.83 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
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Time is: Tue Jan 13 04:00:03 CST 2026 - 04:00:03 up 271 days, 13:02, 97 users, load average: 1.68, 1.76, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 05:00:02 CST 2026 - 05:00:02 up 271 days, 14:02, 97 users, load average: 4.01, 2.24, 1.94 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 06:00:01 CST 2026 - 06:00:01 up 271 days, 15:02, 97 users, load average: 1.57, 1.72, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 07:00:03 CST 2026 - 07:00:03 up 271 days, 16:02, 97 users, load average: 4.43, 2.44, 2.22 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 08:00:01 CST 2026 - 08:00:01 up 271 days, 17:02, 98 users, load average: 1.60, 1.69, 1.82 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc narvey nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 09:00:02 CST 2026 - 09:00:02 up 271 days, 18:02, 98 users, load average: 1.53, 1.72, 1.87 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc narvey nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 10:00:02 CST 2026 - 10:00:02 up 271 days, 19:02, 98 users, load average: 1.94, 1.84, 1.86 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc narvey nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 11:00:02 CST 2026 - 11:00:02 up 271 days, 20:02, 99 users, load average: 1.72, 1.76, 1.88 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc narvey narvey nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 12:00:02 CST 2026 - 12:00:02 up 271 days, 21:02, 99 users, load average: 4.75, 2.42, 2.07 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc narvey narvey nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 13:00:01 CST 2026 - 13:00:01 up 271 days, 22:02, 98 users, load average: 1.61, 1.75, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc narvey nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 14:00:01 CST 2026 - 14:00:02 up 271 days, 23:02, 98 users, load average: 1.59, 1.65, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc narvey nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 15:00:03 CST 2026 - 15:00:03 up 272 days, 2 min, 98 users, load average: 1.53, 1.68, 1.76 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc narvey nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 16:00:02 CST 2026 - 16:00:02 up 272 days, 1:02, 98 users, load average: 1.72, 1.71, 1.86 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc narvey nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 17:00:03 CST 2026 - 17:00:03 up 272 days, 2:02, 97 users, load average: 2.16, 1.90, 1.80 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 18:00:02 CST 2026 - 18:00:02 up 272 days, 3:02, 97 users, load average: 1.83, 1.77, 1.88 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 19:00:03 CST 2026 - 19:00:03 up 272 days, 4:02, 98 users, load average: 1.78, 1.76, 1.77 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc narvey nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 20:00:02 CST 2026 - 20:00:02 up 272 days, 5:02, 98 users, load average: 1.49, 1.70, 1.78 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 21:00:02 CST 2026 - 21:00:02 up 272 days, 6:02, 98 users, load average: 3.57, 2.10, 1.94 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 22:00:01 CST 2026 - 22:00:01 up 272 days, 7:02, 98 users, load average: 1.59, 1.62, 1.71 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Tue Jan 13 23:00:03 CST 2026 - 23:00:03 up 272 days, 8:02, 98 users, load average: 1.52, 1.66, 1.79 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom