Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink
it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while
visiting, they always take three.
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Time is: Sat Jan 31 00:01:01 CST 2026 - 00:01:01 up 289 days, 9:03, 101 users, load average: 8.55, 4.11, 2.57 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 01:00:01 CST 2026 - 01:00:02 up 289 days, 10:02, 101 users, load average: 1.48, 1.72, 1.87 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 02:00:03 CST 2026 - 02:00:03 up 289 days, 11:02, 101 users, load average: 1.88, 1.65, 1.75 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 03:00:02 CST 2026 - 03:00:03 up 289 days, 12:02, 101 users, load average: 1.75, 1.68, 1.78 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 04:00:01 CST 2026 - 04:00:02 up 289 days, 13:02, 101 users, load average: 4.73, 2.49, 2.04 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 05:00:02 CST 2026 - 05:00:02 up 289 days, 14:02, 101 users, load average: 1.39, 1.60, 1.76 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 06:00:02 CST 2026 - 06:00:02 up 289 days, 15:02, 101 users, load average: 4.04, 2.14, 1.91 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 07:00:04 CST 2026 - 07:00:04 up 289 days, 16:02, 101 users, load average: 1.77, 1.76, 1.87 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 08:00:01 CST 2026 - 08:00:02 up 289 days, 17:02, 102 users, load average: 1.62, 1.69, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 09:00:01 CST 2026 - 09:00:01 up 289 days, 18:02, 102 users, load average: 3.96, 2.15, 1.90 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 10:00:01 CST 2026 - 10:00:01 up 289 days, 19:02, 101 users, load average: 3.88, 2.26, 1.99 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 11:00:04 CST 2026 - 11:00:04 up 289 days, 20:02, 101 users, load average: 4.72, 2.56, 2.15 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 12:00:02 CST 2026 - 12:00:02 up 289 days, 21:02, 101 users, load average: 1.62, 1.79, 1.82 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 13:00:01 CST 2026 - 13:00:02 up 289 days, 22:02, 101 users, load average: 1.80, 1.85, 1.85 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 14:00:03 CST 2026 - 14:00:03 up 289 days, 23:02, 101 users, load average: 1.57, 1.66, 1.72 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 15:00:02 CST 2026 - 15:00:02 up 290 days, 2 min, 101 users, load average: 1.68, 1.71, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 16:00:01 CST 2026 - 16:00:01 up 290 days, 1:02, 101 users, load average: 4.87, 2.37, 2.00 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 17:00:03 CST 2026 - 17:00:03 up 290 days, 2:02, 100 users, load average: 1.79, 1.74, 1.83 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 18:00:04 CST 2026 - 18:00:05 up 290 days, 3:02, 100 users, load average: 4.08, 2.25, 1.95 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 19:00:02 CST 2026 - 19:00:02 up 290 days, 4:02, 100 users, load average: 1.56, 1.70, 1.78 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 20:00:02 CST 2026 - 20:00:02 up 290 days, 5:02, 101 users, load average: 1.78, 1.73, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 biterr calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 21:00:01 CST 2026 - 21:00:01 up 290 days, 6:02, 101 users, load average: 1.61, 1.62, 1.72 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 biterr calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 22:00:01 CST 2026 - 22:00:02 up 290 days, 7:02, 100 users, load average: 1.63, 1.72, 1.81 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom
Time is: Sat Jan 31 23:00:01 CST 2026 - 23:00:02 up 290 days, 8:02, 100 users, load average: 4.70, 2.53, 2.16 - 8lurry Asara androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 ins ins ins jco kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid squid tg0 tom