Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
aircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.'
-- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton
bad fiction contest.
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Time is: Sat Apr 25 17:00:02 CDT 2026 - 17:00:02 up 374 days, 1:02, 94 users, load average: 1.65, 1.73, 1.83 - 8lurry Asara ajhalili2006 androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme ephix fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 jco juanpablocastel kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid tg0 tom vitorg
Time is: Sat Apr 25 18:00:05 CDT 2026 - 18:00:06 up 374 days, 2:02, 95 users, load average: 5.21, 2.48, 2.08 - 8lurry Asara ajhalili2006 androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme ephix fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 jco juanpablocastel kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos pragmatic protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid tg0 tom vitorg
Time is: Sat Apr 25 19:00:01 CDT 2026 - 19:00:01 up 374 days, 3:02, 95 users, load average: 1.59, 1.63, 1.64 - 8lurry Asara ajhalili2006 androw androw androw androw anon3 anon3 anon3 calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous calamitous cgall cgall cgall croffle croffle drot drot drot edisondotme ephix fey fey flaafy flaafy flaafy flaafy fleg fro gagrilli gagrilli gagrilli grym helenah identity2 jco juanpablocastel kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo kasmo krist krist krist krist mgc mgc nmua01 ozziem ozziem pareid0lia phoebos protodrew protodrew protodrew rocky rocky rocky rocky root root root root root root root root root root root root root root root shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo shugo singletona082 singletona082 singletona082 squid tg0 tom vitorg
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