#! /usr/bin/env ruby $i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i def nein(_) !_ end; \ \ _9_ = nein nein nein \ nein nein nein \ nein nein nein \ nein (0==_=0) \ \ ; \ \ $i = "#{ \ ['9'.ord \ - \ '4'.ord] \ .first \ .to_s( \ 2 \ ) \ .to_i.chr \ }" \ + \ (0-0.._++9++_).sum.chr;; ;;;; _= 6? ------------------------------------------------------5: 4 ;; ;; ;;;;;; ;; 3 ;; ;; ;; ;; 22222 ;;;;;; ;; ;; 111 ;; ;; ;; 0 ;; ;; ;;;;;; ;; $i += ( 'Hello, World!' .length*_) .chr(Encoding::ASCII_8BIT) + \ ( 2 * 3 \ * 3 * \ 3 * 2 ).chr(Encoding::ASCII_8BIT) "This program was [NOT]:" # T # h $i+= "Written in pure [C99]!"[ # s +---------+ # - + - # i - ---- - # s ----- + -- # - + - + - # w +---------+ # h -4- # e 00000000000 .. # r 1-0-2-0-1 # e ].bytes.sort.pack('C*').to_i # .chr(Encoding::CP1256) # d # r # e # a "Do you [^C] often?" # m # s # "#{$i+="#{( # g "#{(2+2==5)}" # o .bytes.sum/_) # .chr(Encoding::ANSI_X3_4_1968) # t }"}" # o # $i = $i = $i + # d ("hjkl" + "nvim") # i .bytes.reject {|x| x%2==0} # e .sort {|a, b| b <=> a} .pack( # Holy "C" ) $i += nein(0-_-0)? "Do [NOT] forget about":(! (_9_)).to_s .bytes .sort .reverse .pack('U') # Of course it can run ### #### #### ## ## # # # # # # # # # $i += begin # # # # # # # # if nein($i) ### #### #### # # 0-0/0-0 # Maybe... "You see, it didn't have to be like this" else 'I could have been doing Scheme || filesystems || Web' ' || something...' end for i in (-_...-_) "But noooo, that would be too productive, I said" ;Math.sqrt(i); 'That woule be useful I said...' end 0.5 * "So now I'm doing this" unless 'I guess...'.hash # So how've you been doin' [:I, :have, :been, :doing, _9_,] if Math.log(37/+++-++-+--+++--++-++--+-_) _..._ _..._ 'BTW, did you know that:' Math::PI + ' is the greatest ' \ + 'filesystem in the WORLD!!' end ; "it's true!" "Anyways, I'll be on my way, sooo" '...' 'I wish //U// have a' "[#{0/0}] day!" rescue $!.to_s.bytes.last.chr end !$i.reverse! $i += ( (0-0.."/[Just A Ruby Hacker!]/".length).sum- not().to_s.length ).chr(Encoding::UTF_8) !$i.reverse! $i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i=$i puts $i