One Man Fan - Oxygen Dihydride (And two more!) lyrics! 1. threaded the heartaches a hunger when i'm holding out for brunch the hook was like my finger i was trolling for a hunch CHORUS i may not call fifty-three if you dig it wait and see dialed my forefinger dead for a lava lamp of red only trying to feed the eye with some multi-filament line on the hook i soon got tied could have sworn that it was threaded carry a med kit or some succulent herb and please don't mention it i take it like real nerd CHORUS the heartache's like a hunger when i'm holding out for brunch the hook was like my finger i was trolling for a hunch could've sworn that it was threaded but i've got a brand new piercing ov'er my cookie dough skin that will never ever grow thin 2. shoutback summer the perverse pun is once proven done where we did not go she and i in the know terry underwear you'd wear and i'd tear right off her body city air smells naughty one's the one about the only one who cared not to shout back that summer while i was committing bloody murder never was it said or i'd have turned red hung up the phone then stuck at dial tone believe it or don't you're not on my mind before clearing my throat i think that you'd mind x2 each and every call except to all of y'all relaxed me for fall far from death mall 3. hey baby mama pops hey baby mama pops if you knew the half your heart might go and stop i know mines in the trash i held on to the girl partial to her name thought i'd show the world by getting what got away it's rare that i explain her character was as such as though they were the same and how i thought to touch held on to the notion for as long as i could her girl candles and poe she brought me beer liquor and food the girl's a little be vauge clear as a brownie frappacino above my heart flew a flag but i didn't know whose chinos the girl's got nuclear physiques but i barely used all my techniques it was her idea as well as me now i'm kickin' for needs in ailse three hey baby mama pops hey baby mama pops you're a raging horrid agnostic and dammit man i like that but my twenty-eight years of polished wit don't make it to your catchers mit pretty sure every last bit would hit but i just can't play off discontent hey baby mama pops hey baby mama pops there's a system to how you rate 'course everything ain't fine and great 4. peachpit you picked my from your knows like the call list on your phone said do you want to go to church in the backseat of a hearse well sugar now don't you coat it won't be next on the trip to know it so what so goes it peachpit! to think that yesterday the next was arbor day but that wound your jugular could me division cellular but even that wouldn't blow it you're keen enough to know that i love to see them crawling on the carpet the inside joke we had once each time it just stabbed but now i just can laugh 'cause you can take a bath and when it comes time to reap girl if you ain't asleep girl we'll light a fire and dance 'round 'til retired 5. half past am we lie here awake it's half past am your body's shape's taken a climactic end identity in rubble another fucking double for whom i took trouble writing thought bubbles CHORUS i've drunk you in to her i watch her chest heave by light of computer i watch your soul leave we never got around to it the meeting of the ids but consider it done in some perverse pun you kinda even look alike you might think it a riot i was just a lost creature tearing down the peepshow CHORUS 6. rhymes i've tried CHORUS the perfume punks i've burned this feather quill i've earned the piss that i've imbibed the rhymes on this i've tried i've got it added up to this you're always two worlds from a kiss pals who'd been around the block we just got beaten by the clock our great pastime was american in the rough there was a diamond but i'd rather wear a mask and cape than swallowed in the landscape so we warped to one dash two a fire flower and i love you's the underground was something new i played along can't say fuck you two three four five six just two persons to address then for bed i might undress call me way behind the times i'm a lubber with a land line i gotta say i liked his smile lit up the room like an atomic pile resume at halftime i presume had a celly with him in the tomb it's trash kitten you know it's true the dreams i'd never subject you to the stall the stall the stall the gall night club barn dance if i had the balls honey honey you sure can sing i hope you get your matrix bling your next tattoo and personal ring i hope you know it ain't no thing CHORUS 7. one gambler CHORUS the gatekeeper he served up dessert covered in syrup while we stood and waited on the brink of acquainted i'd never been so mute speech failed my to compute one so quirky and so cute my boots had taken deep root ten feet or more of concrete but it could have been that high playing tag with our eyes double daring them to meet pitched joe from the three point line buttonhooked to the door the foyer seemed to suit you fine but here captivated more many mornings i'd see you walking out of those windows but the night mascara bled had you brushed me i'd have dropped dead CHORUS where the gamblers all meet to discuss future plans is where i feel from the heat filter trembling in hand should have made a sound but you knew i was around i heard it in your voice which itself made no noise the gatekeeper he served up dessert covered in syrup while we stood and waited i wanna be sedated ah na na na na ah na na na na ah na na na na ah na na na na 0. the great outside we are not introduced but we'll say hellos tomorrow it's like this super tense induction that we'd carry on the sorrow there is something wild inside kinda like this outside like a fiery leaving twig shifting in the crosswind or a cube of crimson ember burning out my eyeballs like your story that'd remember it's a mistress to my awe here there's something wild inside kinda like this outside like a fiery leaving twig shifting in the crosswind we might be acquainted but not by breath or salt once you picked up and answered now i'm the one that's caught there is something wild inside kinda like this outside like a fiery leaving twig shifting in the crosswind our friends will have all of us as will they have eachother seems a great big fuss but i'd never thunk another we are not indroduced but we'll say hellos tomorrow it's like this super tense induction that we'd carry on the sorrow there is something wild inside kinda like this outside like a fiery leaving twig shifting in the crosswind and so a sunset is born my nerves are already torn the whites of our eyes they have said silence still is a meeting begged there's something wild inside kinda like this outside like a fiery leaving twig shifting in the crosswind -1. there in my spit CHORUS didn't want to get you sad second just to make you mad it's all there in my spit the dust from the meteor hit no one dissolved in the blast just my noodle soggy mash i'd never been as close except when in my mind butter crayoned on toast things are hazy but we dined it's not what i love the most just parenthesis behind for those of you defined and real if we've given approval seals still feels twenty thousand under the whales you are the clippers to my nails my reasons not to drunk the rails and flat my axe to tell the tale five reasons not to drunk rails