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android gets more soy every update

You just don't understand how hard it is to pitch alternative oses to corporate shitsuckers

Even when faced with raw tangible evidence they don't want to hear it

C# is what happens when some kid learns java then looks at C and thinks "I can fix this"

Rust is write once, commit suicide

I'm not using matrix because a lot of people use matrix

boost: when C++ couldn't be any worse

wherever you go, there you are

zen and the art of man page authoring

One day you'll wish you had time to waste. Spend it wisely, don't let it tick by.

Can't spell coom without C

she sometimes screams at me (-weverything)

she sometimes fails

she sometimes calls her friends over (linker, build system)

but she does the best to make sure we go along and i do the best so that our children can grow healthy and good (software)

cookies? <segfault>

Lemmy users are lemmings?

If it works, don't touch it

It works on my PC

That's going straight into my code

My brain is big but I still failed Applied 144 for the second time

It is not only enough to not be nodejs but we must be actively anti node js

The normie will follow what it is hot

It's easy to find something that everyone hates, much harder something that everyone likes

Accidental mobile messages, brought to you by touch UI

If a programming language cannot be abstracted out of its toolchain, it sucks

Honestly i'm just sick of being sick

Just like all operating systems suck, all governments suck. Governments are just operating systems for people.

Sometimes, I wish I could switch places with the person in the mirror.

if you don't try you can't fail

browsers shouldn't be application platforms, but...welll..BROWSING TOOLS

C# is write once, crash everywhere

People who can still be friends with you and not agree with everything you say is a great friend

Praise NaiJi

screen is lazyman's init system

"firewall" is one of those words like "vpn" that some people have vastly different meanings for them

i may be but at least i'm not

Don't call any project with "Open" in its name if it's proprietary

Sysadmins who use Windows are not sysadmins

Using Windows for development or server usage is really a joke

Based and posixpilled

Matrix is the systemd of the instant messengers, as it tries to do everything at once, and fail at that

School made me realize that technology sucks

If you do cryptocurrency, you are either the scammer or the scammed

PPoE - Pineapple Pizza over Ethernet

My website is literally a manual page

Rust gets more soy with every thing their devs do

We need $fUMO currency

Being "proud of your country" is crazy stupid. It's not like you chose to be born there lol

Java is write once, run away

Should CA exist in 2k20?

JS programmers shouldn't be called programmer as a sign of respect to other programmers

TypeScript is to JavaScript what C++ is to C which is what Lung cancer is to Lung

If you never fail you never succeed

If I actually gave a shit enough to login to my microshaft shithub account I would def just paste Stallman's interjection copypasta there

mom, glenda ate our pet penguin

C makes me coom

Just read the man pages bro

Man I coom for posix, this shit is so sexy.

Vim or gtfo

What's the point of having a wife if she can't submit bug fixes ffs

My main issue currently is some issues I shouldn't be having

The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off

ICANN is worse than a hobbyist editing a text file.

You shouldn't force someone to use a specific editor to contribute to a project.

A lot of people, I don't know if it's right to say most or not, but a lot of people just never grow up.

They never sit down and learn how to do things themselves.

They can't use machines of any kind, not just computers.

[redacted]'s [redacted] and [redacted], formerly [redacted]

I talked to an economist the other day, he was very worried about the value of money going down. I said I think you're inflating the situation.

People say I'm a contrarian. They're wrong.

I once worked in the back of a cinema. I told the guy I worked with, "this film is clearly about how the director is deeply unsatisfied with his vocation". Guy told me to stop projecting.

Nova novaburst@kalli.st

2021-11-01 Kimiko:OS