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android gets more soy every update
You just don't understand how hard it is to pitch alternative oses to corporate shitsuckers
Even when faced with raw tangible evidence they don't want to hear it
C# is what happens when some kid learns java then looks at C and thinks "I can fix this"
Rust is write once, commit suicide
I'm not using matrix because a lot of people use matrix
boost: when C++ couldn't be any worse
wherever you go, there you are
zen and the art of man page authoring
One day you'll wish you had time to waste. Spend it wisely, don't let it tick by.
Can't spell coom without C
she sometimes screams at me (-weverything)
she sometimes fails
she sometimes calls her friends over (linker, build system)
but she does the best to make sure we go along and i do the best so that our children can grow healthy and good (software)
Lemmy users are lemmings?
If it works, don't touch it
It works on my PC
That's going straight into my code
My brain is big but I still failed Applied 144 for the second time
It is not only enough to not be nodejs but we must be actively anti node js
The normie will follow what it is hot
It's easy to find something that everyone hates, much harder something that everyone likes
Accidental mobile messages, brought to you by touch UI
If a programming language cannot be abstracted out of its toolchain, it sucks
Honestly i'm just sick of being sick
Just like all operating systems suck, all governments suck. Governments are just operating systems for people.
Sometimes, I wish I could switch places with the person in the mirror.
if you don't try you can't fail
browsers shouldn't be application platforms, but...welll..BROWSING TOOLS
C# is write once, crash everywhere
People who can still be friends with you and not agree with everything you say is a great friend
screen is lazyman's init system
"firewall" is one of those words like "vpn" that some people have vastly different meanings for them
i may be but at least i'm not
Don't call any project with "Open" in its name if it's proprietary
Sysadmins who use Windows are not sysadmins
Using Windows for development or server usage is really a joke
Based and posixpilled
Matrix is the systemd of the instant messengers, as it tries to do everything at once, and fail at that
School made me realize that technology sucks
If you do cryptocurrency, you are either the scammer or the scammed
PPoE - Pineapple Pizza over Ethernet
My website is literally a manual page
Rust gets more soy with every thing their devs do
We need $fUMO currency
Being "proud of your country" is crazy stupid. It's not like you chose to be born there lol
Java is write once, run away
Should CA exist in 2k20?
JS programmers shouldn't be called programmer as a sign of respect to other programmers
If you never fail you never succeed
If I actually gave a shit enough to login to my microshaft shithub account I would def just paste Stallman's interjection copypasta there
mom, glenda ate our pet penguin
C makes me coom
Just read the man pages bro
Man I coom for posix, this shit is so sexy.
Vim or gtfo
What's the point of having a wife if she can't submit bug fixes ffs
My main issue currently is some issues I shouldn't be having
The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off
ICANN is worse than a hobbyist editing a text file.
You shouldn't force someone to use a specific editor to contribute to a project.
A lot of people, I don't know if it's right to say most or not, but a lot of people just never grow up.
They never sit down and learn how to do things themselves.
They can't use machines of any kind, not just computers.
[redacted]'s [redacted] and [redacted], formerly [redacted]
I talked to an economist the other day, he was very worried about the value of money going down. I said I think you're inflating the situation.
People say I'm a contrarian. They're wrong.
I once worked in the back of a cinema. I told the guy I worked with, "this film is clearly about how the director is deeply unsatisfied with his vocation". Guy told me to stop projecting.