~::WELCOME::~

I'm Ðe-Alchmst and welcome to my humble shack, currently squatting at ctrl-c.club. I am just your local nerd doing stuff no one asked for and then trying to write about it in poor dialect of English.

this website:

Beware: This website prefers not to reimplement your browser functionality. You have been warned!

the day:

fortune of the day:
Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question."

fellow clubsmate of the day: thagoat

color of the day: ███████ (#A73E29)

last update:

ELIZA!

and now for something completely different:

puts "Ðe-Alchmst"

more things to come

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