~::WELCOME::~

I'm Ðe-Alchmst and welcome to my humble shack, currently squatting at ctrl-c.club. I am just your local nerd doing stuff no one asked for and then trying to write about it in poor dialect of English.

this website:

Beware: This website prefers not to reimplement your browser functionality. You have been warned!

the day:

fortune of the day:
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. We'll fix it in software. Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The application can work around it. Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. We'll document it in the manual. Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The user can figure it out.

fellow clubsmate of the day: anedroid

color of the day: ███████ (#1540CE)

last update:

Introduction to surrealist programming

and now for something completely different:

puts "Ðe-Alchmst"

more things to come

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