~::WELCOME::~

I'm Ðe-Alchmst and welcome to my humble shack, currently squatting at ctrl-c.club. I am just your local nerd doing stuff no one asked for and then trying to write about it in poor dialect of English.

this website:

Beware: This website prefers not to reimplement your browser. You have been warned!

the day:

fortune of the day:
Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a steroid-free fitness center. -- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

fellow clubsmate of the day: greymtr

color of the day: ███████ (#60EC85)

last update:

Resolving filesystem introduction

and now for something completely different:

puts "Ðe-Alchmst"

more things to come