~::WELCOME::~

I'm Ðe-Alchmst and welcome to my humble shack, currently swatting at ctrl-c.club. I am just your local nerd doing stuff no one asked for and then trying to write about it in poor dialect of english.

this website: the day:

fortune of the day:
Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!

fellow clubsmate of the day: bog

color of the day: ███████ (#CB9147)

more things to come