I'm Ðe-Alchmst and welcome to my humble shack, currently squatting at ctrl-c.club. I am just your local nerd doing stuff no one asked for and then trying to write about it in poor dialect of English.
this website:Beware: This website prefers not to reimplement your browser functionality. You have been warned!
fortune of the day:
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll document it in the manual.
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out.
fellow clubsmate of the day: anedroid
color of the day: ███████ (#1540CE)
Introduction to surrealist programming
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