some quotes I gathered on my journeys through the net

I hate JavaScript though. Teaches nothing and makes you write instant legacy code.

- gemini://tilde.pink/~ali/

I was told in CCD that if you prayed for someone they would leave purgatory and go to heaven so I began working on plans to destroy the world and pray for everyone all at once.

- u/Illustrious-Might-48

"If they're a good cult they'll already have pictures of you; they should've done their homework"

- Wendigoon, 2023

How do I match XML, HTML, or other nasty, ugly things with a regex?

- perl faq

tl;dr--English is four languages standing on top of one another in a trench coat.

- nekrataali

The international language should be Finnish. No-one speaks it as a first language and it's hard enough to learn that anyone who can speak it should be worth talking to.

- georgehornsby2075

Why the hell I need a third party service witch demand a modern WebVM improperly named browser for legacy reasons to keep downloading few Mb of a webapp just to see my inbox?

- u/ftrx

So, what you're saying is, we can solve all the world's problems by rephrasing them so they're related to anime and posting them to 4chan.

- alexkennedy4990

NAN is like the GNU Public License of numbers, if you do anything with NAN, you get back NAN

- Tom7

may God speed you

- google translate for some reason